October 27, 2006

I'm on a diet

I'm fat. I know it, you know it, the American people know it. And I'm doing something about it. I'm on the Mayo Clinic diet, which means, no bread, no carbs, no grain, no starch, no dairy - lots of meat, and unsweetened white grapefruit juice with every meal. And it's working.

My pants are looser, I'm on the last hole on my belt, people are noticing, and I've lost over 12 pounds.

Thanks for the tip, Honey. I'm very glad to be on this diet.

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