June 15, 2013

Gamers Get It - Next Gen Consoles

Ahhhh, E3, that wonderful time of year when gamers' hopes are crushed by cruel corporate reality.

Gamers Get It - By: Chad W. Smith Announcing our 4th System Video Brick -π It is a much more powerful than that last gen piece of junk we will still be selling you for the next year or so, our 3rd system, Video Brick 512. But less powerful than a current high-ish end gaming PC. It doesn’t play any of the games you already have. You have to connect it to the internet so it can upload the video surveillance footage it will be recording of you 24/7. Once you insert your game disc into the system it will physically destory it, so no rental, no trading, no used games, & no sharing. But you can share it over the cloud with people whose blood type you share. One player at a time, of course. Provided you have video evidence that you know and care for them. But you can use it to watch TV. Not record TV, mind you, just watch it live... (Cable & internet service not included)
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1 comment:

  1. james9:50 AM

    I've been following the stories behind the new consoles and recently a news article on tv (E3) all very optimistic regarding this new "era" on my country. They talked about the graphics, pushed the kinetic camera devices, etc etc,except the truth about the control madness.

    Only fools will fall for this.

    Cheers!

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