You know who has got one of the worst names EVER? I mean, the kind of name you wouldn't name your worst enemy's dog. I mean, this name will make you want to throw up and slap your mother on the face because she had something to do with naming someone, and everyone involved in the naming process should be punished because this name was allowed to exist.... I'm talking, of course, about Ulysse Nardin. He did make nice watches, though.