Another Internet Whazit

In yet another example of what I am going to start calling and Internet Whazit, I submit for your approval, the star-studded wonder product of ionamin. What does it do? Does it reverse the signs of aging? Does it help you lose weight? Does it keep away the papariti? I don't know, and the website doesn't help me know. But it's available, and it's been used by the Hollywood elite. And that fact alone seems to be enough to try to convince the general populace that they need it as well.